Saturday, September, 20, 2008...4:33 pm

Should you Own or Rent?

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One of the eternal arguments is on whether is it financially and emotionally better to own or to rent? A lot of studies have been undertaken to prove either of the two points. I came across one such theory to prove that Renting is a better option. What’s unconventional is the analogy used to ptove that point.

Here it is: Owning Vs Renting

The mathematics on the Paul McCartney-Heather Mills divorce is as follows:

After 5 years of marriage, he paid her $49 million. Assuming he got sex every night during their 5 year relationship (which would NOT have happened!) it ended up costing him $26,849 per time. 

This is Heather

 On the other hand, Elliot Spitzer’s call girl, Kristen, an absolute stunner with a body like no other, charges $4,000 an hour. For anything!

This is Kirsten

Had Paul McCartney ‘employed’ Kristen for 5 years, he would’ve paid $7.3 million for an hour of sex every night for 5 years (a saving of $41.7 million).

Other Value Added Benefits are:

A 22 year old hot babe, no begging, no coaxing, never a headache, plays all requests, ability to put BOTH legs around you (!!!), no bitching and complaining or ‘to do’ lists. Best of all, she leaves when you’re done, and comes back when you ask her. All at 1/7th the cost, with no legal fees.

Now you decide, Is owning better or Renting!!

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